Baby Penguin Meets Human For First Time (by joeloleson)
I’m slightly dreading tomorrow because I think I hear back about my petition. My nerves are acting up and I might not keep this Jack in the Box down right now…
“Tell me, Mr. Novak, why should I hire you?”
“I give good head.”
“Excuse me?”
“I give good head.”
“…”
“I was informed that that answer would be most favorable to my getting hired for this position.”
“You can start on Monday.”
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TerribleLife!Verse where in Dean is looking for a secretary/p.a. and Cas applies for the job.
I am IN LOVE with this verse right now. There literally isn’t enough fics out there with this verse. Should I draw more of these? I don’t knoooooow… and fic recs anyone?